Finn, darling boy, please forgive me. I can't even begin to concoct an excuse as to why it's taken me so long to get you this sweater.
I set myself up when I cast-on for sz. 6mos.; I suppose it's a good thing I didn't knit smaller, because you're just about big enough to wear this. When did that happen?
If you promise to stop growing, I'll promise to be a more efficient and monogamous knitter. Deal?
I didn't think so, but you can' t blame a girl for trying...